Windows Vista Source Code

A friend just sent me this.  It's not something new because I saw the same thing going on since Windows 95 but it's still fun to see.

/*
     GNOT General Public License!
     (c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/

#include "dos.h"
#include "Win95.h"
#include "Win98.h"
#include "sco_unix.h"

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{}

int totalNewFeatures = 3;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+08;
boolean readyForRelease = FALSE;

void main{
 while (!CRASHED){
  
  if (first_time_install){
     if ((installedRAM < 2GB) || (processorSpeed < 4Gz))
        {
           MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
           GetKeyPress();
           BSOD();
        }
     }
     Make10GBSwapFile();
     SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
     AddRandomDriver();
     MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");
     GetKeyPress();
     BSOD();
   }
  
   //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
   //printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
   printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
  
   if (still_not_crashed){
      CheckUserLicense();
      DoubleCheckUserLicense();
      TripleCheckUserLicense();
      RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();
     
      DisplayFancyGraphics();
      FlickerLED(hard_drive);
      RunWindowsXP();
      return LotsMoreMoney;
   }
}