Why is it...

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codemonkey

Why is it the guy that we hired and sits in the cube across from me always sounds like he's going to hack up a lung. I don't know the answer to it, but I do know this... I'm totally not certified to help put it back in if he does choke one up.

Good thing we have two I guess.

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MikeTheKnife·
The guy in the cubicle next to me hacks and wheezes all winter long. And he gargles something about twice a day. It's exciting. He even found a way to catch a cold this week, in the 109 degree weather. That isn't easy.
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Bertt·
you could grab it and try to sell it on ebay! Or just keep it because hey, free lung!
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Lusetti67·
Too many Bong hits
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codemonkey·
This is an older gentleman and he decides to cough something up about every 60 seconds or so.\r \r Maybe he's been gargling a little too much Drano.
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ATC_1982·
The reason is he is not getting enough oxygen in his system. This is a way to get a big thing of air into his body. People like this usually wear breathing machines at night for sleep. I know I wear one and I used to gasp for air because I am not getting enough oxygen in the body.
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sicrik·
just go over and punch him in the stomach.........he may cough more, but at least you'll know the reason!!!!
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TANK·
My old boss was like that. No idea what the problem was, but she'd either always be clearing her throat or caughing. Must have been a smoker.
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DSmooth·
I sit between 2 guys that cough like they have the AIDS...\r \r
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Caesar·
lmfao nice
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codemonkey·
@DSmooth: I can't hear those guys from my cube, but if you camp near mine sometime you'll hear it.