Whip em Out Wednesday

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SoupNazzi

So I'm listening to O&A on the way to work this morning and they are talking about the new "Rocky" movie.   Dear.  God.  Not another one.  I'm seriously tired of all the re-hashing that hollywood does.


Give us something original.


Then, they mention, or all things, "Rambo IV".  But get this, that isn't the whole title.  It's "Rambo IV:  Pearl of the Cobra".  Holy shit.  You know you've dipped into the well too many times when you have to have a title like that.  Pearl of the Cobra?  What does that mean?


Synopsis:  John Rambo has been living a secluded lifestyle in Bangkok...  Bangkok!  What the fuck is he doing in Bangkok?  Cruising for little girls and boys with John Mark Karr?

But when a group of volunteer aid workers bringing supplies into Burma disappear, a relative of one of the missing missionaries begs Rambo to find them. He heads off with a small team of aspiring heroes to locate and rescue them.

Holy shit.  That's who I want leading a rescue mission...  an over-the-hill ex Green Beret who hasn't seen combat for over 12 years.  Yeah, right...  He probably uses that fancy compound bow he used in "Rambo II" and of course he'll have a new signature "Rambo" knife.  Good grief.


I really hunger for something new and original.  There isn't much out there.  That's why I appreciate "Dexter" on Showtime.  It's a different premise.  Oh well.






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The Lumberjack Song


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Flameout


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Comments (8)

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KingDrewsky·
Lindy Hohands with her mouth photoshopped upside down
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Deman267·
hmm...Lindsay Lohan?
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Orbytal·
yeah Lindsey Lohan...
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Whamolla·
Ahhh...I still see it when I close my eyes. Creeepy.
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UnwashedMass·
Lindsy Blowhan. I need Clorox for my mind....
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Gatsu·
And the award for most \"special\" person allowed to have a music career...Lindsey Lohan!
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moesley·
isn't that what she looks like all the time? she USED to be cute before she became a skeleton in a skin suit. bleyach!
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CrypticCat·
As I remember it, Sly signed a 15-movies deal back then... So I guess he's running low on ideas right now. I can't fathom how the guy brainstorms however. Must be fascinating to witness.