What's For Lunch?

 I have noticed a disturbing trend at the place that I work right before lunch. At least three different guys share the same bathroom habit of washing their hands first, urinating, then walking out without washing their hands to go eat lunch. These guys must want nothing on their hands when they eat, except the flavor of their own cock. I personally have never eaten anything that would be improved with the addition of a sweaty dick, and I've never seen that particular ingredient in a cook book. Even if my lunch is vaguely shaped like a phallus, like a hot dog or sub sandwich, I don't want it to smell or taste like one. Call me crazy...