What are they teaching in schools these days?

Pissing is important.

lol I thought that said \"All About Pigs\"...that doesn't actually say \"piss\", does it...?

She meant to write pigs. But it came out as piss

I hope that book teaches you how to write your name in the snow. That is a valuable life skill!

Must be some sort of watersports primer...teach em while they're young so they know what to do if a stranger pees on them.