DAMMIT I sold my LAN ticket and I regretted it all weekend. I sold it to a really cool OLDIE here at 2o2p so that was cool and he needed it bad so I felt like I paid it forward. I saw the video of the bald guys playing rock band and became insanely jealous of their drum beats and hair cuts!!  FAWKERS

Big thanks goes out to DOODIROCK for putting up

with those fellows and for bringing the community together. In other news I heard Mike James was up to his normal tricks of swapping apple juice for Jack Daniels and looking smart all weekend. Sorry I couldnt make it Mike guess my ass is safe for another year (HAH HA TOUCHE' EL DOUCHE')

Anyways my weekend was kinda lame I just had some local gals wash my G-ride

I also found the GREATEST BAR IN THE WORLD!!

This bar is located in downtown historic St. Paul. At 9pm their were 8 hot female bartenders who proceeded to take their clothes off till close. They had those tight little booty shorts and the cameltoe was everywhere. I had soo much fun and the brewski's were $3 a pop...cheap for that ind of entertainment. I asked a cute...FAWKING cute waitress this

"Do people take their pants off here everynight?"

she said "Yep, after 9pm its like this every night"

"Is that sanitary...I mean I ordered a Pizza"

she laughed.....guess I never got an answer but whooo hew and I going back. It was a super secret police bar that had old police car doors hanging on the walls all fucked up and broken. I think it was called alleris...or allies...not sure but the eye candy was very fattening!! Best bar EEEEVAAAAARRR

ahhh here it is...alarys

YEAH THEY WORKED IN THESE CLOTHES...SERIOUSLY...rated best asses in MN by ME

Friggen awesome...

Stuck at work again....dur her...check ya later