I am going to start my own fawking island...one where I am King and I do what I want. This island will consist of

1. ME

2. A rotating Herohm of hot chicks

3. The best in dark and lite beer

4. All the cigars in the world (Sorry fawkers I get them you go smoke your little pansy CIGARettes...bwahahaa)

5. A castle

My castle shall consist of the newest technology...not this passsed down from the military 25 years ago pentium computer bullshit I want the lightspeed chip sets they are using now and the 5th generation stealth camo so I can sneak up on my sleeping hot chicks and ....well thats for the king to know and you to imagine. I also want a fucking speed boat...A fast mother with a open bar year round and I will decree different shit all night long and if something I say is wrong later then I will also decree that I am king and you will have to listen....but wait you werent invited....what are you doing on my island? Get the hell out of here before I decree you into a steaming pile of half eaten, half cooked Steak Ums....damn I loved those...always did always will even though they are made from the skin of cow testicles. I have decided tonight that I can drink far more lite beers and stand up to boast than I can dark beers. This is very new news to me so hold back the FAWKING I TOLD YOU SO'S ,...PLEASE!

I have found great pleasure in drinking light beer...not only do I get to visit the water closet more but I actually can water the whole closet thanks to new water infused lite beer technology. Thanks to Coors I now am a living specticule of art meets human water fall. Thanks Coors....your da man...errr

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