Water Cooler

 I work in the shipping department for a company that makes golf shafts. As a result of working in the golf industry, a lot of the people I work with are the self absorbed golfer types in pink polo shirts. One of the vice presidents of my company tried to steal my water cooler twice today...I'm talking about a fan that pulls air through paper fins soaked with water, not the kind that you drink from. Some folks call it a swamp cooler. The company has set up a virtual driving range inside the warehouse, and now that it is getting warmer, they are starting to worry that customers may be uncomfortably warm while they're swatting at balls. I work out in that shit all day, man...what are these polo shirt potato heads going to do when it's 110 degrees in the shade come August? It was only 85 today and they're trying to steal my cooler.  Luckily, my boss had my back today. I'm pretty sure this isn't over yet, but in Texas, there are few things worth fighting for more than a patch of cool air in the summer.