Washington

The state.

Also known as Southern British Columbia.

Or feather in the Cap of California and Oregon.....(oh fuck you Oregon)

The State Flower is the Coast Rhododendron, A flower beloved by those that like to sing show tunes in the shower while being loofah'd by a interstate trucker named Big Earl.
 

The State Gem is officially:  Petrified Wood, which kind of goes along with the same thing as the state flower.

On April 17th 1979, the Square Dance became the states official dance, this I believe was done to make cousins more comfortable with fucking.

In 2007, the Walla Walla sweet onion because the official state vegetable, apparently all the good one's like Turnips were already taken.

The state is known as the Evergreen state.........yeah, I have nothing.  Is it Green there?

Washington State, also is the home of my Uncle Dave, a man I have never had any contact with and his son (my cousin) Bradley....Bradley.....you fucking cock smoker.

Washington State can die in a fire in a hellfire cave, in sight of firehouse.