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This is a actually Text Message conversation between Rabbmast3rFlash, and my wife last night.

Rabb:  You on call today?

MrsBaine:Got off at 5.  Out Shopping with Wife.

Rabb:  Awwwww, good hubby.  I wear a xl....and I am not saying in what.

MrsBaine:  Wife wants to know if you want a elephant trunk thong.

Rabb:  Yes....but I will send the pic to you, that's the only condition.

MrsBaine:  I will give u my number!  And Bill just threw up in his mouth a lil bit.

Rabb:  Tell him that makes me a little hot.  Is that Gay?

MrsBaine:  Only if u want it to be!  ANd I am done here.

Rabb:  Have fun shopping.

Less learned?  Don't let your wife answer your text messages.