Time to go on vacation

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codemonkey

Im taking next mon-fri off of work.  If anyone needs to get ahold of me about magazine stuff, Ill be around.  Im planning on doing NOTHING all week, and its going to be everything I thought it would be :)

In order to start my vacation I bring you this:

lawn

This is what is known as a "lawn gnome" - notice how hes relaxed, and care free?  This is because he lives the best life - he sits in the lawn and stares at shit all day long.  Occasionally sneaking a cookie when nobody is looking.  No care, no customer deliverables, nothing.  Just a lawn gnome.

"Tribute to the Lawn Gnome"
People are busy,
People work hard,
Running themselves dizzy,
Communing in their car,

Its time for vacation,
Or European "Holiday,"
For some good relaxation,
Just hang-out and play,

No plans for the week,
Staying at my home,
Sit quiet and meek,
And be a lawn gnome.

My tribute to the lawn gnome - hes so bad ass and lovable.  I might just run out and get me some lawn gnomes for my yard to keep the neighbors away.

CodeMonkey

Comments (4)

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Avril·
What! I saw that knome going to Europe on a Travelocity commercial, I think he hitched a ride outta my yard :-)
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codemonkey·
Nah, hes got a whole family of gnomes now. You probably are talking about his German uncle (he goes by Stefan Vogelretter). Anyway, this gnome is mine for the taking. I got 326 vacation hours and Im gonna use a few! -CM
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doodirock·
Actually he is happy cause he is high 24/7.
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DruishPrincess·
I agree with Doodi. \r Have fun on your vacation. Nap alot.