The Office Quote of the Day for Tues

Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?

Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.

Dwight Schrute: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought—

Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!

Dwight Schrute: You know what, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you.

[Jim places bubblehead on desk]

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

Jim Halpert: Michael!

Dwight Schrute: Oh that's funny. Michael!