The Office Quote

It's been a while, so enjoy. 

Phyllis: Michael?

Michael Scott: What.

Phyllis: I have a friend who's single.

Michael Scott: Oh.

Phyllis: Sandy. She gorgeous and she's got a feisty personality too.

Michael Scott: Hmmm feisty. So she's not jolly or sassy? Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer?

Phyllis: Mm no she's a professional softball player.

Michael Scott: Ewwooh... Catcher or in-field?

Phyllis: I donno Michael.

Michael Scott: Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer? Could we share a rowboat? Could- could a rowboat support her?

Phyllis: What are you asking?

Michael Scott: I think I'm being very clear, what I'm asking. Would an average size rowboat support her without capsizing?

                      [long pause] It bothers me that you're not answering the question.

Phyllis: No. Alright? No she can't fit on a rowboat.

Michael Scott: Yes! I knew it. I knew it! Phyllis, okay.