The Office Quote of the Day for Fri

Dwight Schrute: You gotta learn Jim, you are second in command but that does not put you above the law.

Jim Halpert: Oh I understand. And I also have lots of questions. Like, what does a demerit mean?

Dwight Schrute: Let's put it this way, you do not want to receive three of those.

Jim Halpert: Lay it on me.

Dwight Schrute: Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.

Jim Halpert: Now, that sounds serious.

Dwight Schrute: Oh it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that'll land you in world of hurt. In the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me, and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.

Jim Halpert: Which would be me.

Dwight Schrute: That is correct.

Jim Halpert: Okay. I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full disagulation.

 Dwight Schrute: What's a disagulation.  What's that?

Jim Halpert: Oh you don't wanna know.

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