The English Language, today we mourn your death.
Things I’ve heard in my office today from a co-worker I know I have mentioned in the past as she talked to her kid.
Yo, hows can yous fail English? You gots to be all sorts a moron if yo can’t even ace da language ya hearin every day, yo. Pssshh, you ainst no kid a mine yo canst even speak. (long pause) yo, yo whateva. Yous gots ta do better if yo gonna graduates Joooonior Ha.
And my faith in humanity dies a little more.
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Comments (4)
On one hand, a person with a weak grasp of language encouraging their child to do better is a good thing.\r
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On the other hand, I do ride the subway to work and yesterday, I was really tempted to record the conversation in the seat behind me.
Did you call her out on it? If not I applaud your tongue holding skills. I don't think I could have stopped myself from that one..... then again I'm kind of an asshole.
oh, I am very much an asshole, but any day I get through that I don't have to talk to these people I consider an epic win, so I let it slide.
marbles. stairs. an unfortunate series of events.\r
that's my \"dream scenario\", if you will. I picture the offending person as a stand-in for a Slinky™, and I proceed to smile through the auditory stupidity raping my ears.\r
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Remember, offensive people always seem funnier when pictured falling down stairs.