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The Deep Scratch

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IAmTheLiquor

Have you ever have that itch, in that place that you don't want to scratch but you do it anyways?? And when you do, it feels good but so very wrong at the same time. Well, about 30 minutes ago I partook in such a scratch. I think I may have gotten carried away and no it wasn't due to the length or depth of the scratch. It was because I forgot it even happened. See,  in the middle of this event one of my co workers came up to ask me a question. I put a halt to the scratching, had a short conversation and moved on with my day.


So, here I am 30 minutes later doing work at my desk, having a good time when all of a sudden I have an itchy nose. I go up to itch and I am immediately repulsed as I get pure ass penetrating my senses. I am not sure what to do about all this so I decided this blog would make me feel better. In hindsight it hasn't really made me feel anything and I am sure I will lose some points here at 2o2p for being so disgusting. If you have had a similar experience, please share. I need to know others have done the same thing.


Enjoy your day.

Comments (14)

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Hawk7365·
so basically i just wasted two min of my day reading of how you fingered yourself.........hmmm.....thanks for that douche.....should have known better\r
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mnvikesfan·
Wash your ass you dirty bastard.\r \r \r \r =}
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wamam87·
....and wash your hands too!!!
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Claude505·
I don't think I would consider those two minutes wasted. That was two minutes well spent... laughing out loud.
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MTPathy·
keep a big bottle of hand disinfectant by your cubicle, lol everyone scratches their ass sometimes but damn guy dont forget to wash those hands before you smear it all over your keyboard and mouse!
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Lala Calamari·
LoL, you gave yourself a Dirty Sanchez.\r
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Fish66·
Dude, hands stay OUTSIDE of the pants.\r \r Oh, wipe a little better and you wont get skid marks either :)
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Fish66·
LOL,\r Dirty Sanchez.
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XF1R3X·
... not surprised by this at all
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corbin_dallas·
Blog.Of.The.Century.....LOL
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Double T·
It's kinda like having diarrhea and chancing a fart, you know you're not going to win!!!\r \r LOL\r \r This blog cheered me up a bit.
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Snuphy·
Perhaps some Summer's Eve would keep you feeling and smelling fresh??
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pooslza·
i dont recall ever forgotting that i just scratched my ass because what \"normal\" person doesnt do the sniff test immediately??? even if someone does creep up while still digging you must sniff to determine if a hand wash is needed, and/or bad enough for the ol wet paper towel gooch swab. get ur shit together bun-e.
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IAmTheLiquor·
Jesus, a wet paper towel gooch swab?