The Anti-resolutions

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Ok, so it’s time for resolutions…now I am about the worst person when it comes to keeping promises to myself...so I will develop my anit-resolutions, because if I promise not to do it …well….I’m at almost a 100% success rate for failing….so, this year I have the following resolutions;


1.      I will continue to eat foods that I know are bad for me at times that I should not….like the gummi worms before supper, the Chocolate bar before breakfast, everything I eat after 10pm. ….and the Chocolate bar I am eating while I write this(mmm…3 Musketeers)


2.      I will continue to be hopelessly addicted to caffeine/coffee, chocolate, red bull, gummi worms, and Dry/Dirty Gin Martinis (no promises on failing to keep this one, *takes another sip from his Red Bull*)


3.      I will turn off the Xbox, and give up on ever reaching 100k gamer score…only 36995 points left to not get.


 


I’m sure there’s more but the last thing I want to do is commit myself to failing to meet a specified goal that I might successfully accomplish.


 


Thanks to J-cat for the Blog Idea, and good luck to all with your resolutions.


 


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