Terror in the Garden...

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Baine

I decided to go with a nice pink background since I am talking Viva Pinata here and it makes me feel even less like a man than I normally do.


So the day I got the game I was given some stuff by my clansmates on 20ld4Tactics, MiketheKnife gave me 1000coins and two birds and HackUberGeek gave me a Cinnamonkey...appropriately named Baine, including a eyepatch and a fake shark fin on his back......


In the last several days, I have logged some fairly serious hours ingame, trying to get a bigger yard and all the nicities that go along with it.  My Fiance' and her son have sat with me over the days as I plant some peppers here, force pinata's to "romance dance" there and so on and so forth.


Something has gone amiss in the last 24 hours.....namely..my monkey has gone M.I.A.  I have no idea where he went.  We all know I am not a fan  of Monkeys (see god damn dirty monkeys) but I had nothing to do with its dissapearence....Something is afoot.  This character in the game...I don't know what his game name is, we shall call him, fucktard for now, will come in occasionally and break open a pinata and eat the candy, I can live with this, so far he has just fucked with my mice and worms.....no biggie.  But, I didn't see a warning saying a Pinata was under attack. 


Something is eating the pinatas!


And its not a wild animal...



Comments (5)

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the5thchild·
Sometimes the pinatas will get sad if they are not being catered to their liking and just leave your garden. If it wasn't this, the beggar turned shop owner sells a lot of garden items that keep those nasty guys (not the sours) from entering you garden (a pirate sword, wiki statues, etc.).
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MikeTheKnife·
Professor Pester only visited me once before I got pissed off and bought the sword to keep him out. I think you can also give him money to go away. But I have no idea why the cinnamonkey left, maybe he didn't like the way you were looking at him.
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MikeTheKnife·
PS when the professor came in he blew up one of my macaracoons that I had tamed and bought some accessories for, so count yourself lucky if he just kills mice and worms.
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codemonkey·
Nice blog avatar...bad colored text :)\r \r I actually clicked on your blog based on your avatar image. All bad ass avatars get a click! :)\r \r VIVA RAWKS, man, I feel less like a man.
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Baine·
Thanks code. I am kinda embaressed about thw whole game thing, but damn it is addictive as hell...