Some thoughts

Feminine thought:  It's better to loose a kiss than kiss a looser

Masculine thought: Mini-skirts are like polls.  It gives ideas while hiding the essential

Canine thought: If I can't chew it and I can't fuck it....Pee on it.

Philosophical thought: Life is a sexually transmitted disease

Deep thought: It is better to remain silent and give the impression that one is stupid, rather than to open your mouth and prove it

Professional thought: Teamwork is essential, in case of error, it gives you the chance to blame someone else.

Capitalist thought:  What is mine is mine, what is yours is negociable