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ladynightshade

I set my husband on fire last night. Not my real one, my Skyrim one. I just couldn't take it anymore. Since the dawn of the "Patch 1.02 Glitch" I have been unable to leave him at home. And every time I get too close to him, he says something stupid like, "It's good to see you again love." Actually, no, no it's not. So I was out testing some fire cloak scrolls and I caught him on fire. I thought, "AWESOME!" I figured when his health bar ran out, he'd die. I already had plans in my head of hooking up with his twin brother, who is a lot smarter and doesn't make as many assinine comments. He did get really pissed and started chasing after me trying to cut my head off. But he didn't die. After his health bar ran out, he fell down and acted like he was going to throw up, then he bounced back up and said, "It's good to see you again love." Oh, for the love of....


So, apparently you can't actually kill your spouse in Skyrim. Or else I'm just doing it wrong. Anyone have any suggestions?


Which reminds me, here's a classic Dead Milkmen song to commemorate the occasion:


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Rhysode·
Did you try running it w/o the intercooler?
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codemonkey·
I just put the intercooler on today. Why, can that make red rings?
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CrypticCat·
The Intercooler is the root of all problems... That thing has broken more 360's than little nephews...
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ReBIRTH·
Yeah, I read something in the Game Traders Forum about the intercooling system may have direct cause to some hardware malfunctions.\r
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aDub·
I can confirm\r \r http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/27/nykos-intercooler-may-burninate-the-xbox-360/
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Trashguy·
Nice!! How about a nice silhouette pic of you at a window? You've got a good eye for composition, you know!
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scotchboy0·
These should more than keep you busy experimenting.\r \r http://www.photoshoproadmap.com/Photoshop-blog/2008/04/01/100-wonderful-photo-effects-photoshop-tutorials/\r
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Smithcraft·
Get a Photoshop book and start learning what it can really do.\r \r SC
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Bertt·
there are thousands of tutorials online, you could browse some of them and see what you might find interesting. If you want, pm me and I will send you all of my tutorial bookmarks.
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revslow·
I think this one is nice. Very good work.
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NeoHalcyonV·
obamicon.me
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CrypticCat·
I heard that a well placed Fus-Do-Rah when high in the mountains does the trick.
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Nunderw00b·
I ran into the same problem with my wife. Tried to kill her, dropped her, she even laid dead on the ground. Next thing I know, she's standing there telling me about her reckless adventuring days. What's it take to get rid of these annoying spouses?
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ladynightshade·
Hmm, I guess I should have kept it simple. It never occurred to me I could just take him up to Parthanax's place and push him off the mountain! Thanks for the tip, I'll be giving that a shot when I get home!
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ATC_1982·
sounds like people have tried many methods :)
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Agent_D_Cooper·
Milkmen reference! NICE!