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Arvind

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Oh dear God, I'm sure a worse movie has been made and I just haven't seen it yet. Not even hot naked boobs could save this steaming 3-coiler. Typical fare for what loosely passes as "horror" these days. Hot American teens prove how stupid they are, get captured by crazy surgeon and attempts to gross you out begin. I'm not too worried about revealing spoilers here as I really don't think you want to see this shite.


This pic is a perfect summary of the movie:


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except it's done surgically.


Anyway, I'd recommend you watch this 25-minute summary of the flick by Daniel Tosh instead of watching the actual film. It's more enjoyable. NSFW language, be warned. http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2010/08/05/spoiler-alert-the-human-centipede/#more-19088


You can add this "movie" to the list of other crap that tries to do the same thing: Hostel and its associated sequels, every God-awful Saw movie, Cabin Fever, etc, etc. And just when I thought scene-for-scene remakes of Asian horror flicks featuring dead little girls were bad. I'll take Ring 3 any day over this crap.

Comments (7)

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ekattan·
I watched the previews of this movie. No fucking way I'm watching it. \r \r You want to watch it? I have a link.
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shamrogue·
Did someone say \"hot naked boobs\"?
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jikado·
A lot of talk about this on a few podcasts I listen to. Note the bottom two lines on the poster; First sequence (sequels) and, 100% medically accurate. They actually consulted plastic surgeons and the like.
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redeye·
You're somewhat of an artist Arvind.
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Arvind·
Sorry, I can't claim credit. That an actual image FROM THE MOVIE. Now do you believe how bad it is?
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Jedi_Kez·
Don't lie, it's the bestest movie ever!\r Everybody needs to see it, cause once you see it, you cannot unsee it :)\r \r I like crazy fucked up shit (sometimes) and this movie was definitely that.
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Go_Aachmed·
Wow, I can't believe they made Two Girls and a Cup into a feature length film. Can't wait!