Prepping for the Hype
This past Saturday at 10am I got the warning call. Gamestop was letting me know about the midnight release of Halo3.....and warning me to get there at 8pm. Now this wasn't a live person....the was seriously an automated [from corporate in TimBuckToo] message telling me to show up 4 freakin hours early.
So, I call CJ, my ex-marine now game store manager buddy - and try to figure it out. I am perplexed by it. I mean yeah, when the Harry Potter movies come out I pre-pay for the tickets and show up around 11pm to get in line for a seat. I was expecting similar circumstances for Halo3. So CJ confirms my fears - yeah, it is expected to be a madhouse.
- 279 pre orders
- Little bity Mall store
- Mall doesn't allow kids under 18 without a parent
- Gamestop won't sell it to anyone under 18 without a parent
- Marines are coming out to do some stuff in conjunction with it.
- Did you pay it in full? Yeah
- Don't forget your ID.
He plans on preringing everyone so everyone is basically paid in full at midnight. Good for him, bad for me. Like any M game, he expects a LOT of issues. They have some sort of song and dance they have to give every parent that buys the game for the kids. There will be people with no parent, no id, no clue....there will be angry angry little "H3 or Die" emo kids that may try to start a revolution or something....
I was planning on just showing up about 11:30 and swinging through to pick it up. Now I expect to have to deal with a swarm of parents that are grumbling and bitching about video games. A bunch of kids being....well kids...all jacked up on the Halo High. I can't exactly take my Einstein biography in there and just sit quietly. I am seriously considering just waiting until tomorrow at lunch to go pick it up. Not like my kid is going to play it tonite or anything. Can't the old woman with job to go to at 8am get some priority here?
::sigh:: Any suggestions? Would carrying around a carboard cut out of Master Chief distract the mob, or make them tackle me? What about if I bake a bunch of cookies with Ambien or something in them.....hmmm...