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Orange...WTF....are you ok?

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Baine

My wife sent me these in a email:


I'm too sexy for my hair gel:


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All of this tanning has burned my retinas…where is the camera?


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Who knew that Oompa Loompas and Vampires could be friends?
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Tan hedgehogs looking for a little lovin'.


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Tanning Gone Wild!!!


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For some reason, the guy in the pink gives me the urge to sweep the floor…

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The hotel double-booked the body building and hairdressing conventions.

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Superguido.


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Maybe if I hold this pack of cigarettes, I can fool the girls on Craigslist into thinking I'm old enough to drive.


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Let's try the same thing with a bottle of Greygoose


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Hurry up Joey! Take the f*ckin picture before the owner sees me posing with his car.

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Hair-too-heavy. Can't-hold-up-head.
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Does this color even exist in nature? Crayola needs a new crayon, 'Long Island Guido Orange'.
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He had to buy all new shirts because he ripped his old ones on his hair.


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I am very rarely speechless. This is one of those moments.


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Comments (10)

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Onesimos·
you would, don't try to hide it
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rabbmasterflash·
Jesus Christ I want to kill the fuckers, I am just not sure if it is because of the pouty lips, the fucking orange tan or the spiked hair
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KingDrewsky·
A lot of those pictures are of the same guys. In fact, one of the vampires at the top of the page has turned into a guido at the bottom of the page.
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Baine·
Yeah, I saw that, its like he was inducted.\r \r I like how you can see the spots they missed\r
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MikeTheKnife·
I don't get it, is that a New York fad or something? I have never seen anything like that. Honest-to-god sunburns look better than whatever the hell those dipshits put on themselves.
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NotStyro·
All these shots seem somehow familiar, like I've seen them around here before. Oh, well, still very funny. 'Orange' is not a natural tan color. \r \r As an aside, there is a guy at work that looks like these turkeys. Every time I see him I want to lol and tell him that the sun here in S.Fla will give him a natural tan for free.
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LocGaw·
At MTK:::\r \r They are not from New York. They are either Jersey boys or Island trash.\r \r In case you didnt know, Jersey is a garbage dump. It smells like garbage. That could possibly explain the orange. \r \r Island trash is island trash. They are aloud to look like that because they are well... Island trash.\r \r Comprende'?
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MikeTheKnife·
Isn't Manhattan an island?
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VenomRudman·
And by Island Trash you better be referring to Staten Island....no one looks like that here on Long Island....
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RivalJJH·
This blog should have been titled \"The visual guide to douchebaggery.\"\r \r That top picture looks like a collection of Jimmy Clausen fans. Perhaps it's just me.