Oddly named animal of the day.
Woodchuck.
Its neither wood. Nor named Charles, nor can it throw wood...(lack of thumbs)
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While I was dating my wife I asked a random question,\r
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\"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?\"\r
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Without missing a beat she said,\r
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\"A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.\"\r
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Right then and there I knew I found the one.