Nocturnal Emissions
Yes they still happen. I don't know what the fuck happened last night but I had a "Wet Dream" ROFL. First one I have had in many years. Here is how the dream went........
In my dream I was in a hotel room with a bunch of people I knew, my wife was not there. 2 of her sisters WERE there however. And yes I know what you are thinking, NO I did not fuck her sisters in the dream, they were just innocent bystanders. Anyways there are all these people in the room trying to go to sleep. A few in the bed, people all over the floor, etc. There is this one hot little skank that was in there that wanted a piece of this so I assumed everyone else was asleep and let her have it on the floor. While I was laying pipe I looked over at my wifes sister and she gave me a dirty look and didn't say anything. I continued on till I dumped my load then WOKE UP. As soon as that happened I realized I had just splooged all over my sheets next to wife. I didn't really know what to do so I found a sock, wiped it up and went back to sleep. Overall it was an odd experience but hey at least I got laid!
Anyhoo does this happen to any other 28 year old grown men?? Or am I just some sort of sexual deviant that like to cheat on his wife with hot skanks in his dreams and blow loads on their sheets? Please advise.