NFL Season starts Tomorrow! So....

How many days in this fine season until....

1) Tim Tebow starts a game?

2) Michael Vick strains his pinky and gives Nick Foles his career?

3) Jay Cutlers blindside lets the shooter from the grassy knoll have an opening?

4) Maurice Jones Drew is allowed out of his time out corner?

5) Rex Ryan physically strangles any one of his QB's?

6) Peyton Manning proves hes actually Peyton Manning and not some noodle armed British spy clone sent to gather deep cover intel?

7) Jim Harbaugh's head reaches critical mass and suddenly melts from high level stress radiation during a 3rd quarter.

8) Jerry Jones fires the entire Cowboys team at once and drafts the whole 2012 Penn State class?

9) Skelton loses the job to Kolb, then wins it back, then loses it to Kolb again?

10) Robert Griffin has a nagging minor injury and Kirk Cousins ends up starting?

11) Andrew Luck obtains a winning record and never looks back?

and finally,

How many days until...

12) Ryan Mallett pulls a Tom Brady on Tom Brady and treats the old man like Drew Bledsoe?

Go Saints!