Need Some Entrance Music

You know, I always wanted some entrance music. Something to play as I enter a room that might get people pumped up and excited to see me. This desire is probably based on the fact that I used to watch professional wrestling as a kid, and now that I am older, boxing and MMA. Everybody had their own entrance music, even the scrubs and it always got the crowd going. At one point I wanted to take this a step further and have cheerleaders follow me around to support all the little things I do during a normal day, as well as get people fired up to see me. Nothing would be better than walking out of the bathroom and being cheered for a job well done. The cheerleader idea went out the window though, because I can't afford to pay women to follow me around all day, plus I don't think that would have went over well with the girlfriend. I figure entrance music would be a happy middle ground. Problem is, I'm not sure what song to use. I love rock music and could probably use something from Avenged Sevenfold or the Deftones, but I don't want people to think I am coming in to knock out their teeth. I'm looking for something with a little humor to it. I'm thinking of using 'Pretty Fly for a White Guy' by the Offspring, realizing that I am neither fly, nor a white guy. I think the humor factor alone would be worth it though. If anybody has suggestions let me know, and I'll try it out next time I meet up with my friends. Unless of course someone has some cheerleaders I can borrow, the girlfriend may eventually get used to it.