My political thoughts.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Is Chuck Norris's ass so tough that he himself cannot kick it?
Congress and the Senate would be composed of \"those Chuck Norris will kill last\", instead of elected officials.
He would fix global warming with his icy stare.\r
There would be no need for fossil fuels, everything would be powered by pain or fear of chuck norris. \r