Metal Gear

So I was walking around campus today and this Fat kid is walking towards me. I think to my self "self i bet he dont get much pussy, poor guy." I was thinking  this because I just walked by a table of hot chicks. However as he passed me I heard the alert sound from all the metal gear games and I thought "OH SHIT they saw me" so i turned around and it was the guys phone. How awesome is that. He was a gamer which may explain how fat he was but I hope that he gets pussy thrown at him for having such a cool alert!!!