mental note...

HAHAHA!!!!\r \r Tell her you said it because it's due to your craving for donuts.....

Ever sneak into the bathroom while your wife is showering to get a little play....only to find out it is your teenage son in the shower.....that's the kind of thing therapy can't fix....for either of us.

Also, when your wife is in the shower don't pour ice water over the top of the door.\r \r

Or tilt your head and say hmmm one ass cheek looks bigger than the other...

Or try to sneak in and rip a fart in her steamy shower only to find out she heard you the whole time and smears shampoo down your bare ass crack! LOL!

Don't forget the time honored dutch oven.