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Memoirs of HockeySuperProKickASS_19

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HockeySuperProKiCkASS_19

January 15, 1982--

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.........and then I fuckin' stabbed my friend Steve over the good skates that he had. I knew he had two pairs of skates, A.....and that I had none. That was totally a fucking cop out by life to deny me, the master of all rinks, Steves good fucking skates, A.


January 17, 1982--

This is the day that I learned of self reflection.........."Self, I hate fucking shoveling snow for mom for free when I could be hammering some dicks teeth in on the fucking ice, A."


January 19, 1982--

Today was the day in my life that I realized Steve didn't get the whole stabbing hint from 4 days ago, that little fucking ass went straight for the good skates and again, I stabbed him with a pencil in the forehead.

This is also a day that I learned of loss when Steves dad hauled me off the property, but not before I belted him in the nuts with his own mailbox marker that I had happened across in my journey over shoulder.

-Benched 50 pounds in grandpas shed.

Comments (21)

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rabbmasterflash·
there is no way this is not one of the morons in my clan
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MikeTheKnife·
Fuck Steve.
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Onesimos·
quite simply put . . . .\r \r hockey sucks
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jquack·
....I don't know whether to laugh, cry, throw up, cough, stare inward at myself, eat a sandwich or change my pants.
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HockeySuperProKiCkASS_19·
Go with the pants, A.
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J-Cat·
soo... who are you a fan of? I am known as \"Mrs. Leafs\" on one forum...
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HockeySuperProKiCkASS_19·
Any team that is from Canada. Canada rules the ice, A. \r \r Hey, just to let you know, I bench like 298 J-Cat. Just throwing that out there, A.
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J-Cat·
ummm.....oooookay.....
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MikeTheKnife·
Errrr.....isn't it 'eh'?
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HockeySuperProKiCkASS_19·
Errrr....isn't it lace up the skates and we'll decide on the ice tough guy?
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LadiesLuvMe·
I bet you aren't tougher than a shaken up bag full of cobras, wolverines, piranhas and a bottle of hot sauce in it. My buddy Pierre says he saw you on the ice and that you are nothing but a frustrated Zamboni driver who was cut from making the high school hockey squad. I could beat you on the ice with my skates laced onto my hands.
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TheCarnivalAngel·
I'm with Ones on this one. I'd love to see someone lace up some skates and jump on a pond around here...
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MikeTheKnife·
Bring it on, A! I bet you got a sweet Triple Axel!
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HockeySuperProKiCkASS_19·
Uh huh, I am too tougher than a shaken up bag full of cobras, wolverines, piranhas and a bottle of hot sauce. \r \r Your friend Pierre, I know the Hockey vagina that you speak of, full name Pierre LaDee Saint Martin. He is still mad from scouts when I tripped his mother up in the concession stand with the flying consciousless heap of dog shit that is her son with a late 3rd period cross check. Put that in your skates and dance around fairy.
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YEM·
Worst\r Blog\r Ever\r A\r -1
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HockeySuperProKiCkASS_19·
MikeTheKnife-- I will come at you like a ninja whos like really pissed off with rage, mostly from his fathers lack of attention that he hasn't fully realized yet because, hey, after all he is a younger ninja, but rage filled none the less. That and he just plain old hates cats in general. \r \r I can hear you pissing yourself in your dirt hut on the village computer. Lace up and I will make you miketheknifeless. OOOOoooooohhh. You just got burned.
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HockeySuperProKiCkASS_19·
Yem--\r \r Worst \r \r Sniper\r \r Ever\r \r A \r \r +1
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YEM·
How old are you again?
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HockeySuperProKiCkASS_19·
I don't know Yem, why don't you lace up the skates and we'll see how old I am?
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FatBastard·
Daddy?
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FatBastard·
Daddy?