A bedtime story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far, far away there was a little ice skater named Yem who attacked the Big Dog. The Big Dog came at Yem like a legion of pissed off robot pirate ninjas with insomnia and who largely under ate through the last 3 months of their travels because as a manufacturing design flaw were given human stomachs. Yem then ran away like a little girl. The End, A.