Marketing

Feminine Markiting

You're in a party and you see a beautiful guy. You approach him and say: "I'm really good in bed".
- That's direct marketing.

You're in a party and you see a beautiful guy. One of your friends approach him and say: "You see this girl, she's really good in bed."
- That's advertising

You're in a party and you see a beautiful guy. You approach him and ask his phone number. The next day you call him and say: "I'm really good in bed."
- That's telemarketing

You're in a party and you see a beautiful guy that you already know. You approach him, refresh his memory and say: "Do you remember how really good I'm in bed?"
- That's Customer Relationship Management

You're in a party and you see a beautiful guy. You get up, check your clothes, approach him and give him a drink. You tell him that he smells good, that he's well dressed and you offer him a cigarette while saying: "I'm really good in bed"
- That's Public relation

You're in a party and you see a beautiful guy. You approach him and say: "I'm really good in bed" and show him your boobs.
- That's Merchandising

You're in a party, a beautiful guy approach you and say: "I heard that you're really good in bed".
- That's Branding, the power of the brand.

Masculine Marketing

You're in a party, you see a beautiful girl. You approach her and say: "I'm a sexual beast, I'm really good in bed and I can do it all night long."
- That's Misleading Advertising and it's punishable by the law.

You're in a party, you see a beautiful girl. you watch her all night long with your friends, make some comments, get really drunk, do nothing at all and get home alone.
- That's the reality of the market.