Little known clown facts....

I hate clowns....they freak me out no end. My grandmother was scary enough as it was with all the lipstick she wore! Clown can fuck off. Anyway, here's some clown trivia...

• Clowns HATE tangellos because they mess up their equilibrium.
• Clowns are allergic to shellfish.
• Clowns are sometimes sexuality attracted to armadillos.
• Clowns don't wear make-up. They were past smokers.
• Clowns are serial murders or rapists in disguise. (Why do you think they hang around kids?)
• Clowns are the natural predator of Alan Driscoll, lead singer of techno band thewomb.
• Clowns will come and EAT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP if you're thinking about them as you fall asleep.
• Clowns are the opposite of werewolves. Therefore, if a clown is bitten by a werewolf, they cease to be evil.
• It's mental to like clowns. Clowns are the most statisticallys hated of all creatures.
• Clowns are eaten by Kookaburras
• Clowns have a high gravitational pull. Running from them is futile.
• Clowns are repelled by Apple pie, which can reverse their gravatational pull
• Clowns rape prostitutes, like Oprah, and are pimps for a living.

Accurate opinion on clowns....

“Just Behind Anal Rape, Britney Spears, The Boston Tea Party, Transgendermodification, and Fat Chicks, Clowns are like the sixth most horrible God-Awful thing I can think of”

~ Bruce Jenner on Clowns living amongst normal God fearing people.