Let There Be Geoduck
These large man-meat like mollusks are called geoducks (pronounced gooey ducks). They recently came to my attention after some water cooler talk about a tv show called Dirty Jobs. Some googling followed said conversation, and photos like the ones previously posted began appearing all around my work. In fact, it's not uncommon to run off for a meeting or a pee break to return to a computer screen adorned with these proud phalli. There are even a couple photo shopped versions that include a variety of ducks and someone's spouse. We had a young guy who we were certain was limiting his bathroom breaks to reduce his exposure to being ducked. He had a variety of personal issues, one of which may have been a phallus phobia.
Dirty Jobs Part 1
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpU6cKIde5I[/youtube]
Dirty Jobs Part 2
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un7UjVhgsB0&feature=related[/youtube]