Last Night Office Quote

OMG I have not laughed so hard it made me have trouble breathing at a segment on this show in a sometime, but last night when this happened I was litterly on the ground laughing. 

Michael Scott: I'm going in for a procedure today.

Oscar: Is everything ok?

Michael Scott: Yeah. It's routine. I'm just a little bit scared.

Oscar: I'm sure everything will be fine. What's the procedure if you don't mind my asking?

Michael Scott: It is a colonoscopy.

Oscar: Ok.

Michael Scott: In your experience, what should I be expecting, in terms of sensation. Or, emotions.

[pause]

Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable for me or for Dr. Shandri. My main concern is should I have a safe word?

Oscar: Yeah. [walks out of the office]