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Karma, Rallisport, & Pocket Pussies

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Snuphy

 


Rallisport Challenge 2 is a game I haven’t talked about in ages. I bet it’s been a year since I’ve played it. It recently turned up in several unrelated conversations. Freaky Dirt2 inspired coincidence? Probably. Nonetheless, my wife’s family is currently camping on my couch to prevent me from downloading the new WaW map pack so I can shoot my friends in the head and groin. So I set up my old xbox on a CRT in a spare room, pulled up a cooler and a rocking chair, and I’ve been getting my last gen rally on. I heeded Karma. 


 


However, I’ve noticed another reoccurring topic, and I’m not quite sure what Karma is trying to tell me. I recently wrote some crap about a masturbation sleeve. I’ve told and been told several pocket pussy jokes since then. Then Ekattan posted a bit on a boinkable egg in the off topics. More freaky coincidence? Probably. I’ve never had an inclination to bugger an artificial. But I’m starting to wonder if the universe is trying to tell me I’m supposed to poke me some plastic.


 


Thoughts?

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bunsen27·
Armin said the \"self gratification eggs\" come in extra small (even by Asian standards) so you should be OK! ;) I hope revisiting Rallisport 2 get's you excited for Dirt 2. I was an early adopter last year with Pure and see the same scenario playing out again this year with Dirt 2. :( Can I bribe you with beer to get the game? You didn't miss a damn thing last night in WaW because XBL took a shit and wouldn't let a lot of people log on.
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pootyclicker·
maybe some plastic is supposed to poke you? :o
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Buzz·
You're a fag 8)
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Buzz·
Now that I got that last comment out of my system... you need to kick those people off your couch and DL the freakin maps already.\r
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Snuphy·
@Bunsen: I'll do many things for beer. Maybe even rally race.\r \r @pootyclicker: I hadn't thought of it that way. I'm now frightened, even tho the eggs come in a 6 pack for $37. Just saying.\r \r @Buzz: I'll be tbagging you soon.