Jury Duty
In the morning.
Comments (28)
Which cow won? The spotted one?
Are you serious, roaming cows?\r
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Do you get paid to go at least?!?
I agree with your sentiments about jury duty. I never try to get out of it and in 25 years I've not once been picked for a jury!
I have been on a jury in a military-chamber once, during the time when the Dutch Armed Forces tried to conform to dealing Justice more prominently used in other militaries.\r
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It was the hardest thing I ever had done, and during the jury-vote I could not honestly say I found the guy guilty or not, so I refused to vote for anything.\r
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I don't envy people in jury's.
It's already big enough. I don't need an inflatable rubber.
I told them that my experience is that the purpose of a lawyer is to conceal the truth and confuse the facts, and as such they are basically corrupt. \r
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It's a true statement. I figured no way I would get picked.\r
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They made me Jury Foreman.
Wow. Lawyers really are out of control. Be careful not to glare at the fast food guy who spits on your burger.
I bet he was racist\r
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Markus, what say you?
Hopefully he can sue the stupid b***** for putting him thru such an ordeal.
Did you find the guy guilty or what?
Not guilty in about 5 minutes. Unanimous.
Ah... that would suck. They did have each of us stand up and talk during the process of making the jury out of like 40 of us, but other than that, no.
Easy, just go with the largest group once you guys recess for verdict. Get some open eyed ZZZs in