Jury Duty

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H2Daddy

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Grenztruppen·
Which cow won? The spotted one?
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jonny12gauge·
Are you serious, roaming cows?\r \r Do you get paid to go at least?!?
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Flapjaxx·
Oh you crazy South Carolinians. ;)
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madwoman·
Roaming cows? :)
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ruckus426·
Thankfully my company pays me for serving. Yes it was about roaming cows in SC.
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ATC_1982·
Hope your not hurt. Dastar try inflatable rubber. Also what happened to the would you rather. i like those.
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VenomRudman·
I agree with your sentiments about jury duty. I never try to get out of it and in 25 years I've not once been picked for a jury!
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CrypticCat·
I have been on a jury in a military-chamber once, during the time when the Dutch Armed Forces tried to conform to dealing Justice more prominently used in other militaries.\r \r It was the hardest thing I ever had done, and during the jury-vote I could not honestly say I found the guy guilty or not, so I refused to vote for anything.\r \r I don't envy people in jury's.
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TheDastard·
It's already big enough. I don't need an inflatable rubber.
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Zikan·
The thought of your hind quarters ensconced in bubble wrap shall delight me for hours. Thanks :)
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ekattan·
Wait, you actually wanted to be on jury duty?
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TheDastard·
I told them that my experience is that the purpose of a lawyer is to conceal the truth and confuse the facts, and as such they are basically corrupt. \r \r It's a true statement. I figured no way I would get picked.\r \r They made me Jury Foreman.
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SoupNazzi·
Yeah for the Thumbs Down Fairy!\r \r Douchebag.
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JeepChick·
LMAO @ Dastard. Similar thing with me on a Felony drug case. I admitted I had taken, and previous sold the same drug type as a teenager. I figured they would boot me. Nope.
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KittenMag·
Were you disappointed that you didn't get to be on the jury?\r \r I'm around this all the time and get to see a lot of proceedings and trust me it's not nearly as exciting as one would think.\r \r Just be glad you weren't selected for a 6 month class action lawsuit!
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TheDastard·
Wow. Lawyers really are out of control. Be careful not to glare at the fast food guy who spits on your burger.
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rabbmasterflash·
I bet he was racist\r \r Markus, what say you?
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VenomRudman·
Hopefully he can sue the stupid b***** for putting him thru such an ordeal.
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SirPoonga·
Did they mention your real name during the process?
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Speatleyson·
Did you find the guy guilty or what?
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P_Train_of_Love·
Not guilty in about 5 minutes. Unanimous.
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SirPoonga·
When I did jury duty last year I was a little upset they used my name in front of the drug dealer we just found guilty. That doesn't seem to safe. I hope Winnebago county fixed that. I put that in my follow up survey.
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SirPoonga·
I forgot to say, the defense attorney asked to confirmation which means they goo through each juror and ask the verdict. They mention your name as they do that.
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P_Train_of_Love·
Ah... that would suck. They did have each of us stand up and talk during the process of making the jury out of like 40 of us, but other than that, no.
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SirPoonga·
Yeah, I thought we were suppose to be anonymous. Maybe my suggestion in the survey worked :)
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GUL74·
wow that sux man I'm sorry
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T3muJin·
i like jury duty :)
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CrypticCat·
Easy, just go with the largest group once you guys recess for verdict. Get some open eyed ZZZs in