It's not you it's me......
We have had a good run together MW2, and a lot of good times. You were that attractive piece of ass that was an incredible fuck but after the 5th time you gave me Clamydia I can say it's time for you to go. Sure I will probably drunk dial you in the near future thinking you have changed and are not the dirty whore you are now but as for us dating exclusively, IT'S OVER. Don't worry though, you will still have people that want to fuck you despite your diseases. They are happy having to take penicilin on a daily basis just to be with you, on top of Valtrex and other meds you have forced them to take. But for me, I am moving on to the hot girl that just moved in next door. Yup, you know who I am talking about. Battlefield Bad Company 2. Now I know what you are thinking. You are better looking than her and can suck a better dick. While that may be true, you are still a whore and that will never change......
Goodbye MW2, I will never forget you.