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I Pissed In Doodi's Bathtub

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IAmTheLiquor

 


I had a bizarre dream last night. I got into Chicago for the lan on Thursday and Doodi was having a bunch of people over at his place. They were all out on the deck and I went inside to take a piss. For some reason when I was in the bathroom I did not notice the toilet but immediately started pissing in his tub. Little did I know there was a window on the deck that faced into the bathroom and I got busted. Everyone saw and I looked like a complete jackass. Then I woke up.


So, what does all this mean? I am not sure but at some point during the lan I am probably going to piss in a bathtub. Whether the tub is mine or not remains to be seen.


 


ANYWAYS......In exactly 1 month to this day I will be blacked out drunk in Chicago, probably defecating in an elevator with Caesar. WHERE WILL YOU BE??

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TKBosss·
I'm hoping.....NOT IN THAT ELEVATOR!!!!! :)
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pooslza·
ANYWAYS......In exactly 1 month to this day I will be blacked out drunk in Chicago, probably defecating in a hooker's mouth in an elevator with Caesar.\r \r spell check complete
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Caesar·
oh the elevator and the rooof son! its onnnn
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TDrag27·
Calling hotel security on some homeless dude shitting in an elevator. :)
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Lala Calamari·
I'll be blacked out drunk in Chicago, but I have proper bowel control. So I'll make it to the toilet first.
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Automan21k·
knowing how I am when I'm drunk, I guess I'll be swimming in the hotel's fountain.
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LukeBerry·
Maybe this is your subconcious telling you that everyone will eventually find out how big of a douche bag you really are?