I have been wondering.
How long until Miley Cyrus is legal? Having to fake guilt over what I have been thinking is getting tiresome. The only way she would get hotter is if she had a eating disorder.
Paging Brittany Spears, paging Brittany Spears, your mini-me is ready.
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How long until she is legal, I think would depend on what state you live in.
It's only illegal if you get caught.\r
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\"You've got to get her naked and up front. Because America loves hot, white, jailbait ass.\" - Dr. Diddy, record producer and optometrist
Hopefully her eating disorder revolves around 34 year old pickled cock.
P_Train, is that some sort of Chinese folk remedy? Like 100 year old rotten egg?
P_Train, is that some sort of Chinese folk remedy? Like 100 year old rotten egg?
And that's 200 years of rotten egg, which is nasty.
You know, we could get a lot done with this. We can kidnap her, have our way with her, and make headlines! All in one swoop! You get the car, I'll bring the firepower! Oh wait, we're waiting until she's legal? Damnit.
@ hudsmack-- Quick, Daddy, take away that girl's cell phone!