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I hate Shark Week

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KingDrewsky

Shark Week is the reason I can't go into water deeper than my navel unless I see a fatter person near me that's further out.  Fuck you, Shark Week. Shark Week has informed me that the majority of Shark attacks occur near Daytona Beach.  That's the beach I frequent.  I've seen dolphins there.  Their fins pop in and out of the water rather quickly.  But any fin that I see that pops out of the water makes me soil my britches thanks to Shark Week. 

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ekattan·
Dude Bull Sharks can go shallower than 4 feet.
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T3muJin·
Share Week reported that some smaller sharks are capable of swimming up sewage pipes and have bitten people in the ass while they were sitting on their thrown...
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DeadDrPhibes·
I stepped on a nurse shark there once, but it was right after a tropical storm. The damned jelly fish are more of a problem at Daytona.\r \r Of course, when I was in school there, a 4 year old got bitten by a blue shark in about 4 feet not far from the pier, but that was in 1985 so I;m sure that shark has moved on...