I hate monkeys

Not just certain monkeys...all monkeys.  Every poo-flinging, diaper wearing one of them.  Gorillas to for that matter.  I don't want them all killed, but, I think they shouls know how I feel.  Which is why I am writting this blog, this is directly addressed to you monkeys and other primates of the none-full Human brand.

Peopls ask me, "Baine (yes they call me that) how can you hate monkey's?  The theory of evolution says we all evolved from primates."

Well here is why.  I DON'T care.  I have relitives that I am directly related to that I don't like, so evolving from a monkey doesn't make me feel any different.

Mark my words, that cute little monkey you are looking at, would pull off your genitals and eat your extremities at the drop of a hat.

God damned monkeys!