I'd like to be famous

So I can embaress myself on a grander scale.

Anyone interested in a play by play of my day for today?

I don't like Banana smoothies, but have to drink them because my wife does.

I still hate monkeys.....does that make me some sort of Anti-darwinian racist?

Gett my taxes done tonight...wow, that should be fun.

Going with my Dad to his doctor's appointment this afternoon....god I hate anxiety.

Almost as much as I hate monkeys.

If I made so much money last year, where did it all go....oh yeah, to people that are "needy"

Its not just monkeys, I hate most primates.

Edit for Yem

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