I can't see worth a damn
I've worn glasses since the ninth grade, full time since the eleventh. I'm sick of them. A few years ago, I asked my optometrist about laser surgery. He said "They're doing great things with astigmatism of .5 or less". Much encouraged, I asked "What's mine?". "5". You'll notice the decimal point is after the 5. Needless to say, the pop of my bubble was audible. Well, the astigmatism is 6 now and I hate glasses, especially now that mine are starting to resemble the bottom of a coke bottle and $300 every 2 years even with insurance is really expensive. Has anybody had a good experience with lasik for astigmatism? Haven't even gone for an evaluation yet, scared I'm not a good candidate. Somebody tell me a really good success story.
On a lighter note, what do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.