Hmmm...

I only have three for a dead cat. But I got about 31 for a live one.

... and you had \"issues\" with my post? LOL ROFLMAO

Lets see...\r knife\r blender\r teeth\r finger nails\r spatula\r spork\r sharp rock\r wall + high velocity cat\r boiling\r grab at tail and pull\r hedge clippers\r \r \r I know there's more but this is all I could come up with.

I will add:\r \r High pressure cooker\r G-force module\r Microwave\r \r Technology has to be good for something...

Cork puller in the bum with a swift jerk\r \r high inHG vacuum unit\r \r airlock in outer space\r \r steam roller\r \r

like a potato, I eat the whole thing myself\r \r that is where the nutrition comes from

I knew it wouldn't be long

Nah, I did take on some extra tasks on me around my sister's house, so I'm mostly busy with kids and stuff. But the idle hours... the force is pulling me back in!

You know what you need dude. A hobby. A book club, board game group, volunteer. Get out of your sisters basement and take on the world brother. Oh hit the bars, and pick up some trashy minx, that would be fun. *nudge nudge, wink wink*