Gym Observations P. IV

I'm cursed.

It's that simple.

I cannot work out at that gym without something that gives me the heebs.

Now, I know that locker rooms are places where people change and glimpses of man-meat are totally unavoidable.  What I have issue with, is Goatse.cx man and Gravity Balls man just flaunting their shriveled up excuses for manhood for all to see.  Wear a fucking towel.

I'm a shy boy.  I really am.  I tend to like my space, and don't like for it to be invaded.

Case in point:  I finished kicking out a pretty intense 45 minute eliptical workout with lots of resistance peaks and valleys thrown in, so, again, I'm in the locker room, cooling and drying off.  I've made it a point to park myself in the first bank of lockers near the door, that way I won't have to see Goatse.cx man lotion himself up or weigh himself again.

So, I'm sitting in front of my locker, with a towel over my head, listening to Adam Carolla's radio podcast (most excellent radio show IMO) on the Zune.  Now, it is just a tad bit after 5pm, so more and more people are beginning to filter in after work.  Mind you, it isn't  packed, but traffic has increased.

I'm sitting there, and there are probably 4 other guys either getting ready for their workout, or getting ready to leave.  When, this gentleman walks into the area and sits down to my left.  I didn't think anything of it until he starts moving the door to the locker right next to mine.  Ok, yeah, the area is getting a little crowded, so I move my stuff over to the right to give him some room.

The next thing I know, he plants himself right next to me.  The area isn't that crowded.  Then, he proceeds to undress.  Entirely.  Then, he just sits there.  Butt-ass naked, kinda invading my comfort zone and doesn't move.

At this point, I realize I'm cooled off enough, put a clean shirt on, pack everything up in my back pack, and get the fuck out of there.

It just felt weird and icky.  Dude had 3-4 feet of space available to him on his left side, but instead plants his naked hairy ass down right next to me.

WTF?