Fuck Yeah!

  I just cracked open my first MGD, my shirt smells like mesquite smoke and freedom, and when I'm done eating this huge grilled porterhouse it's off to watch fireworks and masturbate to the Star Spangled Banner. It's how John Wayne woulda done it. Murica! Nuff said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

Happy Birthday, America!