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JPNor

A couple years ago I hired a sales guy named Chad. Chad worked in my office for one full year. He was a very nice guy and decent at his job, but it was torturous being around him - no matter what anyone was talking about, he had a story about himself that was bigger and better than the original conversation. He was also notoriously unreliable and eventually he stopped showing up because of a minor medical issue and never came through with a doctors note, so he was let go.


After he was let go, one of my bosses created a compilation of his stories in one place - a "best of" album, as it were. Though you've never met the guy I hope you get as much of a kick out of it as I did. We never made any of this up - this all came from Chad over the course of one year.


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Nochnoi-Dozor·
Kind of sounds like a guy I worked with, but he wasn't as creative with the stories. Quite entertaining. LOL
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OMGaLaserPewPew·
When I read #30, I immediately thought of George on Seinfeld. Good stuff lol
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JPNor·
LOL OMGaLaser, the same guy that wrote this was calling him Art Vandelay after we learned that tidbit.
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buckeye75·
Awesome list. Funny thing though.....Sully from Godsmack once offered me a gituar. But that was because he slapped me in the face from behind. I was a bouncer at a club in Fort Wayne trying to keep fools from jumping on stage during the show. One guy kind of slipped out of my arms as he jumped over the barrier and it kind of looked like I threw him on his face. Sully slapped me and said \"it's a fuckin rock concert, what do you expect him to do?\" After the show, he thought I would sue so he offered me a gituar. Not in person though. I said forget it. There were girls there and I wanted to look like a badass who didn't give a shit.
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RyanFromVegas·
I like #12. I may use that one someday.
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YEM·
Awesome
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Link020·
The man has led a very full life.
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moesley·
phh, sounds like a pussy. real men do more than this list before the've had their coffee :)
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GUL74·
I love this..lol
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agedsandshark·
sounds like this guy stole my list LoL
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CrypticCat·
The 'dead' bird might actually be true. Seagulls for instance like to play dead, as I found out once. lolol.