Cookie Crime
So, there was this amazing thing that the Librarian did for the Chicago LAN - she made cookies. But, not only did she make cookies, she made different kinds. But, not only did she make different kinds, she made a lot of them. But, not only did she make a lot of them, they were...
... the BEST cookies I've EVER HAD in my entire LIFE!
And that's saying something.
So, where's the crime, you ask? Besides to my waistline, of course. Well, the crime is that someone took all these wonderful cookies that I was dreaming about all day Saturday and GAVE THEM AWAY to people outside of OMM (nothing against any of them - my loss is your gain) because they had the munchies or something. So, when I came a cookie-lookin (that's a phrase here in my world that means "looking for cookies with a hunger only satisfied with said cookies"), there was no joy for tait.
Crime. Travesty. Flogging punishments come to mind. Big0ne/Stryker, may you never have a good cookie again...
Blog by Matthew Tait Lifto